94 posts categorized "Current Affairs"

24 November 2015

'Lost (in Space)' and found

Courtesy: CBS

From the Hey, We Haven't Brought This One Back And Called It Good Looking Yet Department:

It looks like your favorite video streaming service, Netflix, is about to roll the dice on a Lost In Space reboot.

According to stories posted on the Entertainment Weekly website (and other sources), Netflix is remaking the cult 1960s series that was set in "futuristic" 1997.

Call it Back to the Past Future or Wow, How High Can Gasoline Prices Go?

"Executive producer Kevin Burns confirmed to EW.  (The) legendary TV’s remake, which has yet to garner a straight-to-series order, is being written by Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (Dracula Untold) and produced by Game of Thrones vet Neil Marshall, who’s in line to direct," the EW article states.

Burns, who has another project to dive into, is thrilled, of course.

“'We’ve obviously been developing Lost in Space for a long time, and we’ve had a couple of false starts. Just speaking for myself, we really felt that we had learned a lot from not only what we did, but what other people did and did wrong.

"'The original series, which lasted three seasons and 83 episodes, is set in a futuristic 1997 and follows the Robinson family’s space exploration. After the villainous Dr. Smith (Jonathan Harris) sabotages the navigation system, they become helpless and, yes, lost,'" Burns told Entertainment Weekly.

Danger, Will Robinson.  I don't see a Star Wars like frenzy building for this Lost cause, which got a ho-hum big-screen do-over in 1998.


16 November 2015

'Author! Author!' What? What?

BookCover290Authors make all kinds of absurd claims about their books.  Frankly, that makes me sad.

Take my new book (Please!) Did I Write That Out Loud?, for instance.

I could claim that my new book bursting with entertaining essays about the raucous, roller coaster life of a veteran humorist, public speaker, film critic and stand-up comedian (that would be me) will lift your spirits.

It will, but I won't claim that.

Or, I could promise that you'll go behind the scenes and be amazed at what happened the day I sat down to interview Shirley MacLaine and she wasn't pleased with the lighting.

You will be amazed, but I'm not about to claim that, either.

All I'm going to promise is that if you buy Did I Write That Out Loud? you'll lose a few pounds.*

My new -- and first, I might add -- book covers topics such as why my family doctor broke up with me, what happens when pants begin to have minds of their own and news that the Cold War, a different Cold War, still rages.

I try to write from my heart and my funny bone, so even subjects such as a late-night encounter with paramedics, job loss and my father's late-life crisis are skewed with truth softened with humor.

Or as I like to put it, "We might as well laugh. It's only life."

About this time you're probably saying to yourself, "This is incredible!  Where can I get my hands on a book like this?"

Not to worry.  Just click this link to go to the Did I Write That Out Loud? page at the Amazon.com website.  You can be the proud owner of this hot, hot, hot collection of hilarious and heartfelt essays in paperback for the ridiculous price of only $8.95.

And that's for an exciting new book that's already on the best seller list.  Excuse me.  So sorry, I meant to say the "best cellar" list.

But wait, there's more.  Do you prefer to read books on a Kindle?  We've got you covered for under five bucks.  $4.99 to be exact.

So order away. Just in time for the holidays, Did I Write That Out Loud? is the perfect feel-good solution to the age-old question "What can I get for the person who has everything?"  Well, they don't have this surefire cure for the blues, the blahs and boredom.

You want it gift wrapped?  Amazon.com can handle that as well.

Oh, and one more thing.  About that claim that you can lose a few pounds reading Did I Write That Out Loud?:

* You will only lose pounds if you buy this book in Great Britain, British Overseas Territories, the South Sandwich Islands and the British Antarctic Territory, as well as Tristan de Cunha, where the British Pound is used as currency.

03 November 2015

Keep (Jane) Austen weird?

(Courtesy: www.stylenoir.com)

Is there a movement afoot to, ahem, keep Jane Austen weird?

There must be because come February, the undead will meet the coyishly cool in late 18th century England in what promises to be a grisly little action-horror-romance ditty titled Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

I suppose it was bound to come (way, way) down to this in a time and marketplace where no entertainment icon, cinematic or literary, is sacred anymore.

I mean, come on.  We've already witnessed the out-of-sync wackiness of Harrison Ford and Daniel "Beg-Me-To-Stay-On-As-James Bond" Craig lassoing space aliens in Cowboys & Aliens in 2011, Sherlock Holmes sniffing out leads in modern-day New York City on TV in Elementary and the Republican debates.

So maybe we shouldn't be surprised when Jane Austen-ish ladies go for the jugular with bared fangs and not just verbal jabs.  

I suppose if they still sip their afternoon tea with pinkies properly extended, we shouldn't raise too much of a fuss when they go all zombie and start ripping each other to shreds.

Although I guess we won't hear much dialogue about saving face.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is scheduled to open (or slither out from under the door) Feb. 5 at one of the fine cinematic emporiums near you.

Consider this a jot-it-down-moment or a warning, depending on where you stand on the issue of co-mingling the prim and proper work of one of the most esteemed authors of the late 18th and early 19th century with bloodthirsty zombies with what I'm guessing will be deplorable table manners.

"Mary, mind your manners!  I told you to keep your elbows off the dining table.  And that goes for the elbows on those arms you're gnawing on as well.  And must you moan so?"

30 October 2015

Happy Hallo-, Merry next Christmas!

Billy Bob Thornton would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas next year. (Courtesy: www.denofgeek.us)

Well boys and girls, it's the day before Halloween.

You know what that means in every store around these great United States and, of course, in Hollywood:  Merry Christmas!

With that comes great news today.  Billy Bob Thornton is coming back as the title character in Bad Santa 2 not this holiday season, but in 2016, according to a story posted on the Variety website.

"Miramax and Broad Green Pictures announced that Billy Bob Thornton will reprise his role as Willie Soke in Bad Santa 2.

"Geyer Kosinski will produce. Miramax will partner with Broad Green Pictures to co-finance and co-produce. Broad Green will distribute in the U.S. during the 2016 holiday season.

"Sierra/Affinity will handle foreign sales with sales starting at the upcoming American Film Market.

“'We’ve been waiting far too long to see Billy Bob’s Willie Soke mess with the holiday season in his own unique way,' said Zanne Devine of Miramax."

Some say you have to be a little twisted or even sick to like this kind of extremely dark, sarcastic humor.

Well 'scuse me and call the doc, I can't wait to see more like this:


19 October 2015

You want the 'Truth'?

Robert Redford as Dan Rather in "Truth" (Sony Pictures Classics)

CBS can't handle the "Truth."

In what might very well be a case of reverse benefits, CBS has refused to air commercials for Truth, the dramatic-biography that focuses on Dan Rather's 60 Minutes report on the television network in 2004 that questioned then-President George W. Bush's military service.

The firestorm eventually cost Rather, once a CBS darling, and Mary Mapes, his producer, their careers.

According to a post on the Variety.com website, "The head of the firm handling media buying for the Sony Pictures Classics-distributed movie told the Associated Press that an effort to buy spots in 60 Minutes, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,The CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley and other programs was turned down by CBS."

Veteran actor Robert Redford, a best director Oscar winner for Ordinary People in 1980, takes on the role of Rather in Truth, while Mapes is portrayed by Cate Blanchett, who took home a best actress Academy Award in 2014 for her fine work in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine.

Despite the fact that CBS is quite possibly giving Truth inflated free publicity by refusing to run the movie ads (which would have generated solid income), I suppose the execs in the carpeted offices thought the situation over and decided when it came to Truth, they'd rather (or Rather) not.


30 September 2015

Gonged but not forgotten

(Courtesy: filmbaking.blogspot.com)

I had to chuckle when I was contacted by Kimberly Suta of Bunny Hat Productions about helping to spread the word about San Antonio's upcoming Gong Shorts Film Competition on Oct. 19.

My uneasy, slightly painful deep-seated laughter had nothing to do with S.A.'s Gong Shorts Competition, where original short films (3-15 minutes long on DVD) are guaranteed a 3-minute play before audience members are allowed to call for the, uh, gong.

I have memories of another local, live gong show way back in the '70s, you see, where I -- quite by accident, I might add -- was ... uh ...

I was gonged by a chimpanzee.  OK, there, I said it!

According to the first dictionary within reach, chimpanzees are defined as "a great ape with large ears, mainly black coloration, and lighter skin on the face, native to the forests of western and central Africa. Chimpanzees show advanced behavior such as the making and using of tools."

(Courtesy: deenaszoo.com)

In this case, Deena the Chimp's tool of choice was a gong.

Picture this:  a North Dallas nightspot that featured a live gong show where up-and-coming and/or down-and-going comedians gathered on Thursday nights to wow audiences with their wildly funny wit or get gonged and laughed out of the joint a la a cheap imitation of The Gong Show produced and hosted on TV in the afternoons by Chuck Barris in the mid and late-'70s.

The audience didn't get to vote at the Dallas gong show, though.  A distinguished panel of judges, including, if memory serves correctly, the late, great Jerry Haines, the WFAA-TV personality also known as Mr. Peppermint, the show's organizer and the aforementioned Deena the Chimp.

Deena, you see, was not your run-of-the-mill primate.  Deena was billed by owner and Rent-A-Chimp proprietor Mike Stower as "the world's only stripping chimp."

Obviously, it was a very high class operation.  I had stopped performing comedy for free about then, having heard, "We'd love for you to come out and entertain, but of course we can't pay you anything" too many times.

I was holding steadfast to my rule, too.  But -- to give you some idea of how lean things were about then -- if I wanted to buy lunch, it was very likely that I'd need to sell some blood to do it.

I only agreed to perform at the gong show because of two things:  There was a $50 cash prize, and the organizer assured me that I would win and could breeze in, do five minutes of snappy comic patter and be out of there in a flash 50 bucks richer.

Words I'll never forget (although I'll keep trying):  "I've seen the other comedians.  It's a sure thing.  You will be the winner!"

If I learned anything that night, it was not to underestimate (or perhaps overestimate) a chimpanzee that strips for her bananas.

At about the 3-minute mark, I was rolling pretty good.  I could see the audience responding well to my hilarious material.  I also saw Mr. Peppermint having a good time.  Then my eyes -- about to fill with utter fear -- spotted Deena with the gong mallet in her paw/hands.  (Come on people, don't you know not to give a chimp the mallet at an EXPLETIVE DELETED, EXPLETIVE DELETED, EXPLETIVE DELETED gong show?)

If that wasn't bad enough, Deena must have had a cold.  I saw her fighting back a sneeze just as the audience was really laughing at my Class A Prime material.

Let's cut to the sad chase:  The sneeze exploded.  Deena's mallet hand/paw jerked in the direction of the gong and BLAM! I began thinking about where I might be selling blood for lunch the next day.

The San Antonio Gong Shorts Film Competition, to be held from 7-10 p.m. Oct. 19 at Alamo Street Eat Bar (609 South Alamo Street, S.A., 78205), sounds like real fun, however.  Comedian Jade Esteban Estrada will emcee and, hopefully, see no chimps -- stripper or otherwise -- near the gong.

The deadline to submit a DVD for competition is Oct. 12.  For more information, check out the event's website at www.eventbrite.com/e/6th-annual-gong-shorts-film-competition-in-san-antonio-tickets-18423662671

 Oh, and one more thing:

 Why Deena, why?

22 September 2015

Hollywood's quite 'Taken' with Neeson

(Courtesy: EuropaCorp.)

At 6-foot-4, Liam Neeson looms even taller in person than he may look gunning down a gaggle of baddies in a series of often-violent action flicks that include, but certainly haven't been limited to, the highly popular Taken series.

Since 2008 the Northern Ireland-born star, who took a few blows as a boxer back in the early days, has been playing Bryan Mills, a retired CIA operative drawn back into conflict over and over to save first his daughter, then others in a series of three Taken actioners.

If you're a movie star, you can rest assured that your film franchise is working when major TV shows spoof your character, as Jimmy Kimmel Live did with this fake Taken 4 trailer.


Neeson's been appearing on the big screen since the mid-'80s, in movies like The Bounty (1984) and The Mission (1986).

His distinctive look and lumbering style began to really morph into a Hollywood guy-to-be-noticed, however, when Neeson took on the title character of Oskar Schindler in Steven Spielberg's riveting historical-drama Schindler's List in 1994.

It hasn't always been an easy path for the 63-year-old matinee star.  Actress Natasha Richardson, Neeson's wife, died tragically in 2009, just days after a skiing accident and only a couple of months after the Taken debut.

Their son Michael, 13 at the time of his mom's sudden passing, has admitted to getting lost in drugs and alcohol to cope, according to published reports (such as an article posted on the Us magazine website in March).

It looks like the determined son of a cook and a Northern Ireland school caretaker is not going to fade away from the limelight anytime soon.  According to a post on the Variety website, Neeson has signed on the dotted line to star in The Commuter, which will begin production next year.

"(The) plot revolves around a businessman on his daily commute home, who unwittingly gets caught up in a criminal conspiracy. It threatens not only his life but the lives of those around him. Production is set to start sometime next spring," according to the Variety post.

It's fine for Neeson, the man, to travel as he pleases, but it may be time for his screen personas to just stay home for a while.  Those guys are trouble magnets, at least they will be as long as the box-office numbers hold up.

01 September 2015

Celebrating Bergman, classic movies

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in "Casablanca." (Courtesy: ona.blog.so-net.ne.jp)

Had legendary Swedish actress Ingrid Bergman not died on her 67th birthday (Aug. 29) in 1982, the radiant screen star and three-time Academy Award winner would have turned 100 years old last Saturday.

We noted Bergman's lofty place in Hollywood history Sunday night during my "Savor Those Tunes -- Great Movie Music" Movie Memories presentation at Highland Springs retirement community in North Dallas.

Bergman won Oscars for Gaslight (1944), Anastasia (1956) and Murder on the Orient Express (1974).  Since the "Savor Those Tunes" presentation is a focus on the best movie songs in history, we celebrated Bergman's performance opposite Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca (1942), which also happens to be my favorite film of all time.

Bergman, who could shed a tear on screen like no other, commanded the camera and audience attention as she asked Sam (Dooley Wilson) to play As Time Goes By "for old times sake."

Thanks to Barbara Blachly, community resources coordinator, and all the great folks at Highland Springs for an enchanted evening of Movie Memories.

Harvesting the Fields of classic movie comedy

(Courtesy: Universal Pictures)

Maybe it was the fourth-grade education, or perhaps it was the fact that his alcoholic father allegedly hit young William Claude Dunkenfield over the head with a shovel.  Whatever it was, caustic comedy came flowing out of W.C. Fields with a flourish.

One of our objectives here is to scan the classic movie TV channels early in the week to offer suggestions for viewing or recording what we consider to be the prime offerings.

That's where W.C. Fields comes in.  TCM (Turner Classic Movies) is having a Fields day, if you will, on Friday.  The high jinks begin at 7 p.m. with The Bank Dick, written by Fields (under the nom de plume Mahatma Kane Jeeves) and starring Fields as a henpecked guy who replaces a film director, appears to capture a bank robber and eventually gets hired as a guard at the bank.  Please note that all times listed are Central Daylight Time.  (Check your local listings for times in your area.)

If that's not enough, TCM follows up with It's a Gift (1934) at 8:30 Friday evening and caps off the wacky comedy at 10 with You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939), in which Fields shares the screen with Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy.  It's up to you to decide which one is the dummy.

That's just the tip of the classic movies iceberg this week, though.  My favorite Western of all time, John Ford's The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) fills the screen with a great cast of Jimmy Stewart, John Wayne, Vera Miles, Lee Marvin, Andy Devine and Edmond O'Brien at 9 a.m. Saturday on AMC.

Later Saturday, at 7 p.m. on TCM, those in the mood for a little romance can enjoy a tangled web of romance and drama starring Bette Davis as a repressed and depressed woman looking for love in some of the wrong places in Now, Voyager (1942), co-starring Paul Henreid and Claude Rains.

If you're like me and you can't pass up a drama featuring the cinematic trifecta of Tennessee Williams (who wrote the stage play), director John Huston and gifted actor Richard Burton, check out The Night of the Iguana, co-starring Ava Gardner, Deborah Kerr and Sue Lyon, at 5 p.m. Thursday on TCM.

And, you might want to consider:

  • Dr. No (1962) -- The first in a long line of James Bond action-spy thrillers features a very young Sean Connery as British secret Agent 007.  Ursula Andress provides the eye candy as Honey Ryder.  (3 p.m. Friday on MGM HD)
  • How to Steal a Million (1966) -- Audrey Hepburn and Peter O'Toole join forces in a romantic crime comedy.  (Noon Saturday on the FX Movie Channel)
  • Lars and the Real Girl (2007) -- OK, it's not quite a classic yet, but if you're in the mood for something filled with touching moments with just the right amount of dark, dark, comedy, try this extremely offbeat tale featuring Ryan Gosling as a lonely young man who falls in love with a real doll.  Note:  When I say a real doll, I do mean a real doll.  (4:55 p.m. Wednesday on MGM HD)

If I had to choose just one classic film to see, this week, I would settle in at 10 Friday night on TCM to see the great W.C. Fields do his comic magic in You Can't Cheat an Honest Man.  I'm a sucker for the outrageous ping pong match.


25 August 2015

The best movie you never heard of?


"Once again the residents LOVED the presentation! Please let me know what dates you have in October (I assume you don't have Sept dates available) and going forward.


Mario Garcia

Enrichment Coordinator | Madison Estates

San Antonio, TX 78240

(Courtesy: Warner Bros.)

I was humbled when I received this email from Mario the other day.  He was referring to my Movie Memories presentation titled "The Best Movies You've Never Heard Of."

I like to keep the contents of that presentation under wraps a bit because the surprise of some of the films we talk about adds to the fun.

Let's just say that Cobb, Ron Shelton's gritty-to-the-bone dramatic biography starring Tommy Lee Jones as legendary baseball Hall-of-Famer Ty Cobb, is on the list.

Cobb may be one of Jones' lesser-known dramas, but the way San Antonio's resident Academy Award winner gets under the skin and down to the icy cold soul of the arrogant, abusive Cobb is a cinematic ride you are not likely to soon forget.

So, thanks Madison Estates residents, for always welcoming my Movie Memories presentations warmly.  And a special thank you to enrichment coordinator Mario Garcia for the kind, humbling words.  I look forward to returning to Madison Estates next month for something a little different; my stand-up comedy presentation titled "We Might As Well Laugh."

Look, you can see 'The Invisible Woman'

(Courtesy: Universal Pictures)

It sounds impossible, doesn't it?

It's true, though.  You can see The Invisible Woman, at least the classic 1940 sci-fi romantic-comedy co-starring Virginia Bruce, John Barrymore and John Howard, if you tune to classic TV cable channel TCM Tuesday night at 8:30.

That comic caper revolves around an attractive model (Bruce) with a few scores to settle.  She thinks being invisible might be just the ticket.  The Invisible Woman is just one of the vintage films I'm recommending this week.  Please note that all times listed are Central Daylight Time.  (Check your local listings for times in your area.)

And speaking of classic films with lady leads, Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke both took home Academy Awards for their performances as Annie Sullivan and Helen Keller, respectively, in Arthur Penn's The Miracle Worker (1962).  The mesmerizing biography-drama hits the MGM HD screen Sunday at 2:55 p.m.

This is also a big week for Greta Garbo fans.  Ninotchka (1939), one of all-time favorites, airs Wednesday at 5 p.m. on TCM.  I love the snappy banter between Garbo's title character, a stiff-as-nails Russian woman, and easy-going Leon, portrayed flawlessly by Melvyn Douglas.

In fact, at 10:45 Wednesday evening on TCM, you can light up the night with the second half of your own Garbo double-feature.  That's when Grand Hotel, Oscar's best picture of 1932, pairs the legendary Swedish actress with John Barrymore in a classic ensemble romantic-drama.

Some other choices of note:

  • Casablanca (1942), still the greatest film ever made in my humble opinion, heaps on romance and intrique at 7 p.m. Friday on TCM;
  • Meet John Doe (1941), featuring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck in a Frank Capra classic, on TCM at 12:30 p.m. Sunday;
  • Tombstone (1993), teaming Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer as Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday, respectively, at 6 p.m. Saturday and 8 a.m. Sunday on AMC and;
  • The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985), Woody Allen's masterpiece about a dashing movie character (Jeff Daniels) who steps off the screen and into the life of a depressed woman (Mia Farrow) in the audience during the Great Depression.  It airs Sunday at 11:20 p.m. on MGM HD.

If I had to only pick one classic to watch this week, however, I'd hustle over to TCM Saturday at 7 p.m. for The Hustler (1961) just to see Paul Newman as Fast Eddie Felson and Jackie Gleason as Minnesota Fats chalk up their cue sticks and go at it one more time.


10 August 2015

Murray answers 'Ghostbusters' call

(Courtesy: gossipmagazines.net)

Stand down, Ghostbusters nation, Bill Murray has finally answered the call.

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting (which is what they do best) that Murray "ain't afraid of no reboot."

That may be a recent development.  The standout star of the original Ghostbusters in 1984 and the not-as-magical 1989 sequel (GhostbuIsters II) has been coy and reportedly resistant about strapping on the ghostbusting gear for the third time for years.

If the Hollywood Reporter report holds up, however, the utterly likable actor will take the plunge in director Paul Feig's upcoming gender-bender, which will star established big-screen comic stars Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig and Saturday Night Live cast members Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones.

The latest installment is set to open next July.

"Murray has has long been resistant to star in a third Ghostbusters. He told David Letterman earlier this year that his hesitancy stems from Ghostbusters II not having been as well-received as the first one," the Hollywood Reporter post states.

Sequels are tough to pull off, especially one that arrives more than a quarter of a century after the previous sequel.  And there's this:  Will Feig's reboot please members of the mighty Ghostbusters cult?

This I know.  It'll have to go some to out ghostbust the '84 original directed by Ivan Reitman and starring Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver and Harold Ramis.