Don't get me wrong. Traditional Christmas movies like It's a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street and others are a glorious way to celebrate the holidays.
Sometimes, though, when the mood is just right -- and in some cases delightfully just wrong -- it's fun to venture off the beaten path and enjoy some, shall we say, unconventional holiday ho-ho-hos.
Here are some of my favorites to watch out for, either on TV movie channels, available to order at movie websites or perhaps waiting to be discovered and rescued from the bottom of those giant bins of DVDs at discount stores.
Traditional but not widely seen
You're probably familiar with White Christmas (1954), starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye as song and dance men who put on a show to save a Vermont inn. Turn back the clock a dozen years to 1942 and there was Crosby also crooning White Christmas in Holiday Inn, opposite Marjorie Reynolds and teaming up with Fred Astaire.
I'm not saying Holiday Inn is the better film. Let's just say it's a different take on a similar theme. But wait, there's more. Holiday Inn spans a little more than a year in the lives and loves of its major characters. What other holiday movie serves up two Christmas seasons and an Easter parade?
To venture even farther off the usual holiday path, see if you can get your hands on a copy of We're No Angels, circa 1955.
Humphrey Bogart, shortly after his best actor Academy Award for his performance as the river boat vagabond in The African Queen, gives comedy a go as one of three Devil's Island escapees hiding out in the home of a kind elderly man and his family at Christmas.
Peter Ustinov and Aldo Ray play Bogart's partners in crime and comedy. When the going gets tough, let's just say a pet in a box helps solve the situation.
Wicked and wacky
Looking for something Christmas themed and silly? We can do silly. Let's begin with Home Alone (1990) and add progressively hilarious doses of wickedness from there.
Macaulay Culkin was 10-playing-8 when he got his first starring role as Kevin McCallister, the son left at home by mistake when all the other McCallisters hopped a jet for the holidays. So much for no child left behind.
Two of my favorite character actors, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, portray the bungling burglars who are no match for young Kevin on his home turf. Be sure and put on your silly hat when you press "play." Everyone in the movie will already have theirs on.
Mixed Nuts is another offbeat holiday gem. Featuring a dandy ensemble cast led by Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Rita Wilson and Adam Sandler, this 1994 comic-drama directed by Nora Ephron and written by the Ephron sisters (Nora and Delia) never quite caught on at the box office.
If you're looking for some great lines, though, you could do a lot worse than this outlandish story about the crazies running a crisis hotline during the holidays.
Once the kids or grandkids are asleep, pop Bad Santa into the DVR and hang on for dear life.
From this aisle seat, the 2003 caustic comedy about an alcoholic, womanizing ne'er-do-well who takes a job as a department store Santa with robbing the place blind in mind constitutes Billy Bob Thornton's finest performance since his Oscar-nominated turn in Sling Blade in 1996.
You might want to turn the lights down low to match the low-down comedy in this one. That way, no one can know for sure whether or not you're laughing.