33 posts categorized "Television"

June 11, 2010

It's the 'Kid' vs. 'The A-Team' in B.O. battle

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Dre Parker (Jaden Smith), left, takes on a kung fu bully (Zhenwei Wang) in "The Karate Kid."

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All of the sudden it's the mid-'80s all over again.

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Clockwise from top left:  A-Teamers Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Sharlto Copley and Quinton "Rampage" Jackson.  (20th Century Fox)

I feel like for this weekend's entertainment we have a choice between watching comic-adventure shenanigans of "The A-Team" on NBC or heading out to the movies to see wise old martial arts sage Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) instill enough confidence and kung fu savvy into young Daniel (Ralph Macchio) so that he can face his tormentors.

That's not the case at all, of course.  Both "The A-Team" and "The Karate Kid" have been re-imagined.  Hipper, updated and boosted by better actors (except for the late Morita, who was superb), they square off this weekend in movie multiplexes all across this great country of ours.

There's much speculation bouncing around the Web today about which film will command box-office control.  An article on EW.com, for instance, wonders if these two 1980s reboots can save this weekend's box office.

That's of little concern to me and probably to you, unless you've invested in one of the films or hold movie studio stock.  Of more importance, if you ask me, is which movie will give you more entertainment bang for you buck.

If you're a teenager or if you have kids, "The Karate Kid" is definitely the way to go.  At well over two hours, it's too long.  But Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan are great together, and the stand-up-and-cheer ending might just get some parents up and on their feet along with the kids. 

Click here for my "Karate Kid" review.

Frankly, I'm not real sure who the target audience is for the "A-Team" reboot.

Devotees of the '80s TV version may not want to see new guys in familiar roles, although Bradley Cooper ("The Hangover") and Sharlto Copley ("District 9") are darn good as lover-boy Face and lunatic pilot Howlin' Mad Murdock respectively.

Movie-goers who never saw the TV series might enjoy the redux just for the cavalier fun and the bombastic action.  Click here for my "A-Team" review.

Whichever way you go, just know that it's mainstream popcorn movie week at the cinema.

May 26, 2010

Know your 'Sex and the City' trivia

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Miranda (Cynthia Nixon), left to right, Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Samantha (Kim Cattrall) and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) declare their womanhood in a karaoke bar in "Sex and the City 2."  (Warner Bros.)

OK girls, this one's for you.

As you no doubt know by now, "Sex and the City 2" opens tomorrow.

If you're anxious enough, you'll also want to know that the further exploits of Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker) and her gal pals will start stirring the Cosmopolitans at a click past midnight tonight at many theaters.

"Sex and the City 2," of course, is the follow-up to the 2008 first feature, which propelled the popular romantic and chatty catty HBO series of 1998 to 2004 to the big screen.

But if you're a devoted "Sex and the City" follower, you know all that.  The question now is do you really know all that when it comes to trivia about the Big Apple-set series and subsequent features.

Yahoo.com has posted a trivia quiz to test "Sex and the City" knowledge.  Click here to measure your skills. 

May 10, 2010

The Betty White skits you didn't see on 'SNL'

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(Courtesy:  NBC.com)

If you caught Betty White's spirited hosting gig on "Saturday" Night Live" over the weekend, you know the spry, dicey, 88-year-old show biz legend "killed," as the comics say.

What you might not know is that White ("killed" means she did very well, by the way) was in three other "SNL" skits that were cut from the show before air time.

I was fortunate enough to be in the audience for "SNL" dress rehearsal a few years back.  Here's how it works.  The cast and guest host actually perform each show twice.

Once for the rehearsal audience, which is ushered out to make room for the live broadcast group (those lucky dogs!) lined up out in the hall at 30 Rock in midtown Manhattan.

Dress rehearsal, which begins at 8 p.m. (Eastern time), is very similar to what repeats for the live NBC feed at 11:30 (Eastern) with one notable exception.

There's usually an extra skit or two that the rehearsal crowd gets to see that never makes it to the aired show for reasons perhaps only co-creator and producer Lorne Michaels knows.

There were three Saturday night, and they all feature Betty White in one form or another.  My favorite is the one featuring former 'SNL' regular Rachel Dratch recreating her Debbie Downer character.  It'll take a while but White does show up in the skit.

Click here for a link to all three unaired Betty White skits.  They're posted on movieline.com.  You'll have to sit through a couple of short on-line commercials.  But it's well worth the wait.

May 03, 2010

The Bratt brothers stay home for dream drama

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Peter, left, and Benjamin Bratt remain connected to their old San Francisco Neighborhood. 

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Some actors speak fondly of returning home for a pet project.

Benjamin Bratt can't say that about the tough, heartfelt Latino drama "La Mission," however.

Bratt, who plays the lead in the gritty human drama conceived, written and directed by his slightly older brother Peter, doesn't feel he ever left San Francisco's Mission district.

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Che (Benjamin Bratt) keeps the lowrider spirit alive.  (Global Cinema/5 Stick Films Inc.)

Benjamin, portraying a recovering alcoholic ex-con single father imploding at the notion that his son is gay, told a quintet of assembled entertainment writers in Dallas that the connection to their old neighborhood remains unsevered.  

"The neighborhood has always had a huge presence in our life; socially, artistically politically.  It was kind of a hub during the '60s and '70s for a lot of the social movements like the Farmworkers Movement, the American Indian Movement.  We had the occupation of Alcatraz in '69.  It's always been alive that way and very dynamic.

"It had a great impression on us.  We actually tried to infuse the film with that spirit, which still is there after decades. There's still kind of a rebellious, artistic, culturally proud spirit that permeates the whole neighborhood, even though it's changed quite a bit since we were young," Benjamin says.

Peter, Benjamin's elder by one year, collaborated with Benjamin once before.

"Follow Me Home," written and directed by Peter, drew a Grand Jury Prize nomination at the Sundance Film Festival in 1996. The ensemble cast included not only Brother Ben, but Alfre Woodard, Salma Hayek and Jesse Borrego, the San Antonio native who also appears in "La Mission."

It's been 14 years between collaborations for the Bratt brothers.  Benjamin, of course landed the role of Det. Ray Curtis on NBC's "Law & Order" in the mid-'90s, earning an Emmy nomination for his trouble.

Peter branched out from film-making to pursue activism in the Native American community in the Bay Area, following in the footsteps of the boys' mother, an indigenous woman from Peru involved in the Indian occupation of Alcatraz Island in 1969 and the Wounded Knee stand-off of 1973 (according to the press notes).

Ever since they worked together on "Follow Me Home," Peter says the brothers wanted to repeat the process in their own neighborhood.

"We had always dreamed of making a film in San Francisco, where we're from, and always dreamed of that taking place in our own back yard, the Mission district. I think it was a combination of wanting to collaborate, but wanting to collaborate at home and then also finding a character that could really give an audience a new experience in many ways."

The result, Benjamin adds, is the most complex character he's had the opportunity to play.

"The most fully drawn, I would say.  What I found compelling about playing him was that my brother created kind of a cinematic archetype in in Che (Benjamin) in that it doesn't matter if you're from the Latino community, you immediately recognize who this man is.  He's an echo of Charles Bronson or Clint Eastwood or Marlon Brando or Al Pacino in 'Scarface,'" Benjamin says.

"(He's) someone who doesn't say much but gets the job done with violence.  That was by design, I think, on the part of my brother to create someone the audience would immediately identify with and possibly even revere.  That's how we've been socialized, to revere someone who can take care of business with his fists," Benjamin adds.

Some brothers squabble.  Benjamin and Peter Bratt are not that kind of siblings.

"We've always wanted to work together, which I think speaks to the fact that historically we've always wanted to be around one another.  We've been best friends since we were young boys," Benjamin says.

"And whether we were playing together or causing mischief or working together in some of those early jobs like a paper route or picking weeds or painting fences or building decks, we always enjoyed spending time with one another.  As we've evolved into storytellers, it's a happy coincidence that artistically we find ourselves very much aligned.  It's a lot of fun," he adds.

In case you're wondering, Benjamin, who returned for a guest appearance on "Law & Order" last season, is not surprised that NBC's old police detective sawhorse is still around after 20 years on the air.

"It remains a high quality, high caliber show," he says.  "The key is the fantastic writing.  I think people really see that show as kind of a family member."

Any regrets about walking away from the plum network TV acting assignment?

"I have no regrets about leaving when I did," Benjamin says.  "I had four years on the show in the late '90s.  It was a great run.  It was my choice to stay, but I wanted to move on and do other things.

"In hindsight I'm happy that I did because all roads lead to where I am sitting now.  I count 'La Mission' as the pinnacle of my professional body of work.  I wouldn't have had that opportunity had I stayed on 'Law and Order.'  I'd be the richest man in the world, but I wouldn't be here talking to you proudly about 'La Mission.'"

April 08, 2010

'Great Day SA,' we have a 'Hot Tub' winner

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(Courtesy:  KENS-TV)

Friday will be a great day in S.A., for me at least.  And we'll get to the "Hot Tub" winner in a minute.

I'll be returning to a city I love on Friday morning to talk about movies as a guest on KENS-TV's "Great Day SA" in the 9 o'clock hour.

San Antonio, as many of you know, is where I managed to make a living reviewing movies and interviewing movie stars from 1983 until 2009.

In case you're keeping score:  Two major daily newspapers, three network TV stations and numerous radio stations (with a special shout-out to my old MAGIC 105.3 friend and morning show host Sonny Melendrez). 

In fact, I still toil away for San Antonio movie devotees on the very Web site you're reading right now.  (You are reading, aren't you?) 

I'm looking forward to chatting about movies ("Date Night," "The Runaways," "Clash of the Titans" and more) with Bridget Smith, the rest of the "Great Day SA" gang and, of course, you if you're kind enough and/or curious enough to tune in.

Did I mention "Great Day SA" lights up the San Antonio CBS airwaves at 9 a.m.?

We have our 'Hot Tub Time Machine' contest winner

"Well, it all happened about 15 yrs. ago when I was traveling to Missouri in the dead of winter to make a presentation on an education related issue," Mary Alice Smallbone of San Antonio wrote in this site's "Hot Tub Time Machine" contest.

I asked readers for their best hot tub story during the week that the silly comedy "Hot Tub Time Machine" opened.  Many told me they had a hot tub story.  They just preferred not to share with the world.

Mary Alice, who wins our 4-jalapeƱo salute as well as a Movie Memories with Larry Ratliff coffee mug stuffed with popcorn and candy, shared, and it's a great story:

"I was with a co-worker, and when we arrived at the hotel, I was excited to hear that they had a dynamite hot tub in their pool area," Mary Alice wrote.

Click here to read the rest of the story.  

March 15, 2010

R.I.P.: Peter Graves -- Capt. Oveur and out

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Joey (Rossie Harris), Elaine (Julie Hagerty) and Capt. Oveur (Peter Graves) in "Airplane!" (Courtesy:  Paramount Pictures)

I never had the pleasure of meeting Peter Graves in person.

But TV's "Mission:  Impossible" star who died over the weekend just days short of his 84th birthday will always have a special place in my heart, my career as a film critic and my funny bone.

In the late 1970s, I got a wild idea.  I figured that If Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel (fiercely competitive Chicago newspaper film critics) could write about movies by day and talk about them on TV at night, why couldn't I?

I figured the TV part wouldn't be so difficult to land.  After all, I had several years TV news experience in the highly competitive Dallas-Fort Worth market.  Full disclosure:  By that time I had given up my TV news gig to find fame and fortune as a comedian, then a comedy writer and then -- perhaps finding my real station in life -- as a cab driver and bartender.

The newspaper connection would be the tough job to acquire, I thought.  I was correct.  Some patient (and, I suspect, amused) editor at the Dallas Morning News informed me that it would be nice (required, in fact) to have some newspaper experience before sharing my vast movie knowledge with Dallas Morning News readers.

After an extensive search, I landed a starvation wages job in the sports department of the Valley Morning Star newspaper in Harlingen, TX.  It was April Fools Day, 1980.

To say that I had an agenda is, without a doubt, the understatement of the last 30 years or so.  It only took three months of constant badgering to convince Valley Morning Star editors that what the paper needed was a film critic.  They reluctantly agreed, although I would have to maintain my sports department duties as well.

The first movie I reviewed as a paid professional was "Airplane!," which co-starred Peter Graves and opened over the July 4 weekend 1980.

There was no such thing as an advance screening for movie critic(s) at the time in the Rio Grande Valley.  So I took my seat at the first public screening on Friday afternoon with pencil and pad; ready to launch my movie critic career and my ultimate run on New York (which I figured would be sooner rather than later).

I don't remember the exact moment the pencil slipped from my hand in the dark and lodged in a wad of gum stuck to the floor, but it must have been about the time I realized that "Airplane!" was not like any movie I'd seen before.

In fact, it wasn't like any movie anyone had seen before.

It was a wild comic spoof; taking cheap and very funny potshots at the recent cheesy airline disaster flicks.  Graves deadpanned beautifully as the plane's captain, Clarence Oveur.  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar played co-pilot Roger Murdock and the great Leslie Nielsen was Dr. ("Don't call me Shirley") Rumack.

A young actor named Rossie Harris, who was 10 or 11 at the time, had the misfortune of being caught in the comic crossfire as Joey, a little boy on his first airplane flight brought into the cockpit to meet the captain:

Capt. Oveur (Graves):  "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

And:  "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"  

Walking back out into the piercing South Texas sunlight that afternoon, I knew I had a decision to make.  And I had to make it fast because the deadline for my first film review was looming.

"Airplane!" -- stupidity personified or bar-raising comic brilliance?

I made what turned out to be the right choice, going with brilliance.

Peter Graves had a major role in that decision and with launching this career.

So thanks, and rest in peace Mr. Graves/Capt. Oveur.

Over and out.

I never got a chance to call you Shirley.

March 08, 2010

Academy Awards -- The slow must go on

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Steve Martin, left, and co-host Alec Baldwin go to the 3-D glasses to look for "Avatar" director James Cameron.  (Courtesy:  houmatoday.com/AP)

It's impossible to "fix" the Academy Awards, but the telecast doesn't have to be this listless.

Maybe it's time to quit tinkering with Hollywood's biggest night and just let Oscar be Oscar; staid and stuffy, yes, but packing the movie industry's most-coveted keepsakes.

Sunday night's ceremonies, as many of you know, were super-sized.  There were two producers instead of one, two hosts instead of one and 10 best picture nominees instead of the traditional five.

Unfortunately, Sunday night's "improvements" were super-sized off Hollywood's 99-cent menu.  None of the changes added to the excitement or kept the 82nd Academy Awards from crawling along at a snail's pace for the usual three and a-half hours.

From the Duh! department

What co-producers Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic know this morning and the rest of the world knew all along was that doubling down on Best Picture nominees must, by definition, prolong the evening.  You have 10 nominees instead of five, you must show 10 movie trailers (or film clips).

About Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin

Two funny guys.  Two clever guys.  Two gifted talents.  But one too many when it comes to hosting the Oscars.

Bob Hope, the perfect combination of Hollywood insider, star and royalty, did it best.  And he went it mostly alone for a record-breaking 18 times over three decades (1950s, '60s, '70s).

Like Hope, Billy Crystal (my modern-era favorite) knew how to come on with a bang, sling a few barbs at icons staring back at him in the front row and get on with the show.

Martin would have been fine alone, as he was in 2001 and 2003.  Thrown together with Baldwin, the timing (especially from Baldwin) was jerky at best.  Sorry boys, but you don't establish that flawless Hope/Crosby or Martin/Lewis rapport over a few rehearsals no matter how gifted you are.

Gutting Oscar tradition; to have not

I have no problem with movie star newbies like Jeremy Renner of "The Hurt Locker" or Carey Mulligan of "An Education" inching into the spotlight and edging out Hollywood's Old Guard.  These young actors are the real deal and are likely to be around for decades.

There's only so much screen time to spread around, even for a show that appears to hang around forever.  So you may have noticed the absence of Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood and even Steven Spielberg this year, just to name a few big names missing from the spotlight. 

I do have a problem, however, when Oscar's producers opt to delegate this year's honorary awards to a "let's do lunch" ceremony and a brief mention during the actual telecast.

From this recliner seat, the mood appeared to be, "Hurry up, Lauren Bacall ("To Have and Have Not," "The Big Sleep") and Roger Corman (B-movie directing god)(who were in the audience), "get your standing ovation over with so we can move on to a prolonged dance segment."

Ah yes, the dance segment

Someone, somewhere got the idea that the Academy Awards telecast, which is already seen by about a billion viewers around the world, must be re-tooled to appeal to a younger audience.

"I know, I know," co-producer Shankman may have said jumping up and down in his seat during production meetings.  (Or maybe not, I'm guessing here.)  "Why don't we toss out all those Best Song performances and replace them with a 20-minute (it seemed to me) dance montage celebrating the movie scores?"

So that's what they did.  Someone turned the Academy Awards over to a judge on "So You Think You Can Dance."

I could go on and on.  For instance, what was up with all the blatant gum-chewing?  Cameron Diaz wasn't the only one caught chomping away.  But please, at least pretend to have a little respect and class.

The moment that made me scream at our TV

First time Oscar ceremonies director Hamish Hamilton ("MTV Video Music Awards") should be banished from the booth forever for missing the key camera shot of the evening.

"Avatar" director James Cameron was sitting directly behind Kathryn Bigelow, director of "The Hurt Locker" and Cameron's ex-wife.

Hamilton blew one of the rare genuinely interesting moments of the evening when he abruptly switched to a wide shot of the Kodak Theater auditorium instead of sticking with Bigelow when she made history as the first woman ever to be named Best Director.

Come on, we all love a good soap opera.  What would happen as Bigelow rose from her chair?  Would she turn around and acknowledge her ex, give him a Bronx Cheer (or worse) or simply ignore Cameron altogether?

Thanks to a bonehead play by a rookie director, about a billion people will never know.

Sorry, Oscar.  You deserve better.


  



March 05, 2010

Earthly war to top outer-space battle at Oscars

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Jeremy Renner is a long shot in the Best Actor's race, although it could be a big night for "The Hurt Locker."  (Courtesy:  Summit Entertainment)

Academy Award predictions often appear to be easy-as-pie slam-dunks.

That's certainly the case going in this year.  Four of the six major award categories seemed to be locked in months ago. 

I should remind you, though, that even though the front-runners have had numerous award-show nights to polish their Oscar acceptance speech, anything can happen when the envelopes are ripped open Sunday night (7 p.m. Central Time) on ABC.

So, let's get right to the predictions, shall we?

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Sandra Bullock's first Oscar win could come for a dramatic performance.  (Courtesy:  Warner Bros.)

Best Actress:  Imagine what it must be like to be Meryl Streep these days.  The perennial Oscar nominee draws her 16th Oscar nomination as jovial Julia Child, the late cookbook author.  While Streep is certainly deserving (as she always is), I think the voting members of the Academy are going to reward Texas-based Sandra Bullock for her fine dramatic work as the suburban mom who takes in a homeless African-American teen in "The Blind Side."

Best Actor:  I've been a little too hard on Jeff Bridges this awards season.  The more I look at his nuanced performance as the broken down, alcoholic country singer in "Crazy Heart," however, the more I appreciate it.  I just think the movie itself is a reworked "Tender Mercies" (a much better film).  It'll be Bridges at the winner's podium, although I wouldn't mind seeing George Clooney sneak in a win as the loner frequent flier of "Up in the Air."

Supporting Actress:  If ever there was a slam dunk, it's coming in both supporting categories.  From this aisle seat, it's comedienne/actress Mo'Nique as the abusive mother in "Precious" (the most emotionally charged movie of 2009).

Supporting Actor:  Sometimes you just know.  From the moment "Inglourious Basterds" writer-director Quentin Tarantino focused his camera on Christoph Waltz as vile Nazi investigator Col. Hans Landa, my gut feeling was that I was watching the future supporting actor Oscar winner.  Woody Harrelson ("The Messenger") and Stanley Tucci ("The Lovely Bones") are equally deserving.  But it'll be Waltz.

Director:  This race and the Best Picture sweepstakes are where predicting the outcome becomes an educated guessing game.  You may be aware by now that the Director's race comes down to a standoff between James Cameron ("Avatar") and Kathryn Bigelow ("The Hurt Locker"), who was once married to Cameron.  Bigelow took top honors at the Directors Guild Awards, becoming the first woman to ever win that award in its 62-year history.  I think she'll also become the first woman to walk away with Oscar's Best Director golden statuette.

Best Picture:  Never say never, of course.  But it's extremely rare for the DGA winner not to follow-up with an Oscar win in the biggest race of all.  So it looks like "The Hurt Locker," Bigelow's Iraqi war drama.

There's a caveat, however.  Nicolas Chartier, one of the "Hurt Locker" producers, has been banned from attending the Oscar ceremonies for "an ethical lapse," which means he fired off an e-mail to the voting members urging them to vote for "The Hurt Locker" over "the $500 million film."  

That's an obvious reference to Cameron's "Avatar." "Avatar" and "The Hurt Locker" enters Sunday night's ceremonies with nine nominations each. Frankly, that X-factor makes the Best Picture race impossible to call.  So, I stupidly will anyway.

It'll be "The Hurt Locker."  This is Bigelow's year to roar. 
 

March 04, 2010

Do Vegas odds favor a Bridges win? You bet!

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Jeff Bridges, nominated for Oscar four times before, could pick up his first win Sunday night.

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What happens in Vegas regarding this weekend's Oscar ceremonies isn't staying in Vegas by a long shot.

Las Vegas oddsmakers are big on Bad.  That means Jeff Bridges could pick up his first Academy Award in five tries for playing Bad Blake, the way-down-on-his-luck country crooner in "Crazy Heart."

Bridges may be a safe bet, but he's hardly a smart one, according to an item posted on the Hollywood Reporter Web site.

"Those who are betting real cash on the Oscars have determined that 'Crazy Heart's' Jeff Bridges is a lock for best actor, so much so that most on-line bookies will require you to risk $6 just to win $1," the article states.

Click here to find out how the oddsmakers feel about "Hurt Locker" star Jeremy Renner's chances to grab the best actor spotlight away from Bridges and how the gamblers feel about the best picture showdown between "Avatar" and "The Hurt Locker."

Also, don't forget to mark your own Oscar ballots.  The big show is Sunday night at 7 (Central Time) on ABC.

February 24, 2010

Arrr, McShane drifting to 'Pirates' sequel

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Ian McShane as swearin' Al Swearengen in "Deadwood."  (Courtesy:  historyfanatic.today.com)

It's true what you've heard in this space about big-screen -- and in this case, little screen -- villains turning out to be the nicest guys in person.

That's why I'm happy to report that British actor Ian McShane, who groveled gloriously in the bad-guy mire as the near-barbaric brothel owner on HBO's "Deadwood," looks to be close to signing on to play the pirate Blackbeard in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" adventure.

Subtitled "On Stranger Tides," this will be the fourth installment in the popular comic-adventures fronted by Johnny Depp, a modern-day pirate if ever there was one. 

If you're counting, especially if you're a Disney bean counter, three sequels ain't bad for a tent-pole franchise based on a theme park ride.

From this aisle seat, I'll be looking forward to what McShane, an actor that a Hollywood Reporter post reminds us has been acting since the '70s, will do with the swashbuckling role.

I had the pleasure of interviewing McShane in New York a few years back when he portrayed the journalist ghost in Woody Allen's "Scoop."

He talked about the movie a little, as actors facing the movie junket press must.  What I remember most, though, are highly entertaining stories McShane (one of the most personable actors I've ever met) volunteered about hanging out with Old Guard actors from across the pond; most notably, drinking excursions with the late, great Richard Burton.

The movie I'd really like to see is McShane, all alone on stage and sitting on a stool, telling stories about the glorious wild old days (or, more specifically, nights).

I'm not sure how the MPAA would rate such a thing, but I'd be the first in line to buy a ticket.